You might not know where Port Manteau is on a map. I don’t think it’s possible to find it. No map can chart out this place or the conversations herein. Nevertheless, I, the author, will be moving soon, taking Port Manteau with me. Will this mean that I will reveal the location of Port Manteau? Stay tuned.
—Art
Arthur Hovinc's Port Manteau 
I am so excited for you! It will be a great move to….I won’t spill the beans 🙂