- Full beards (Aw, you can’t grow one? That’s OK, that’s why they made razors. Please don’t try to grow out your beard again if it isn’t a full beard. Really.)
- Not texting back
- Running in the street before sunrise everyday instead of after work maybe once a month
- Going to the gym because your body is not good enough and never will be but you’ll still take pictures of it everyday
- Drinking pre-workout powder drink even when you are not going to LIFT, but this is basically the same as doing speed
- Rolling up pants just so, but definitely not high water pants
- The fear of going out to cool places because you are so self-conscious about your clothes
- Hey, your shoes are definitely not as cool as that guy’s
- Hey, you are spending too much mental energy on clothing, why don’t you just read a book or something?
- Leaving negative reviews on Yelp gets you more compliments
- Backing out from what you said you would do because of your ideals