Tag: haiku

Man, those snacks look good/

Crave colors, font on package/

Contents? I don’t care

Interrupt me now!/

Who cares about my focus?!/

You’re now in my cube!

Bottomless buffet/

Grab enough for pack of wolves/

Eat just a pup’s share

Explosive high five/

I walk away as winner/

Friend hunches in pain

Sad golden birthday/

Too young to appreciate/

Born first of the month

Tomato timer/

You’ll always keep me honest/

Browsing? Ten minutes

“Gee wiz, Betty Sue,/

You sure are swell. Boy howdy!

Want to go steady?”

March, robot army!

March to world domination!

Start with Ohio

Box: infinite fun/

Fort, time machine, robot suit/

Cat’s preferred retreat

4 PM, Tuesday/

Do you know where your kids are?/

Sure: Find My iPhone